the almighty.

danzig sent out a bulletin on myspace about some idiots abusing him for not accepting their friend requests.

i sent him an email as follows:

From: alison.
Date: Aug 13, 2005 6:07 AM

dear, dear mr. danzig,

surely you'll get many replies such as this, but quite honestly, i'd like for you to take this one aside from all the other fodder and adolescent banter. surely, you're not satan, far from it, in fact, a saving grace to many of us misguided misfoturnate idiots. here's my suggestion, regardless of if you want to hear it or not...

start a cult. yes, start a cult. a real live cult, boot camp and all. you KNOW if you personally advertise a danzig cult, misfits fans and the likes'll creep out've every crack and crevasse of this god forsaken planet, bow down to you, and one by one have their hair shapen into a single downward point on their foreheads. as if a cult were necessary for this, rather than just going to hot topic...but i digress. you start the cult, gather the masses of these idiots, test their will, and kill off the weak. no pansy lethal injections, either. we're talking possible beheadings with a danzig-blessed golden spork. that'll take days! oh, the joy we'll bring to so many people's lives. people like myself who feel the idiots need to be killed off with golden sporks...

oh, can't you feel the merryment?

i'm sure you'll ignore this with the rest, not that i'm praying for any kind of recognition through a stupid website that's spread like the plague, but it's still neat realizing the possibility of corresponding with some of your 'idols'.

take care.

and...he replied!

"ha ha! I loved this e-mail for two reasons, one you're as fucking crazy as I think I am and two, your ideas are fucking out of it. Great stuff!"

glenn, i'm DEEPLY in love with you and can't wait 'till you come to ny in the fall.

i still can't fucking believe he read that stupid fucking email and replied so nicely.